I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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