so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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