Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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