spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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