I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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