dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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