this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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