I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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