the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I will be naked everywhere
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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