found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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