yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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