All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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