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How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
what day is it and did you see me today?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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