no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
They left me at home... I'm a liability
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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