She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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