K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
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We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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