Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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