theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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