i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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