3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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