no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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