Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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