yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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