And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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