why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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