bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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