People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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