he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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