I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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