called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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