I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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