We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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