I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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