I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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