If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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