I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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