I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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