Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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