If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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