If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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