no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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