oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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