oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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