I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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