Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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