Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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