Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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