Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
