Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I believe in your delicious
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
