Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Will exercising make me less horny?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
