Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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