I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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