belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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