...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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