god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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